Guys still want to pursue the girl, and no amount of cell phones, sex tapes, and IM conversations are going to change that. Here are 16 kickass women who had perfect responses to shut down questions prying into their love lives. What kind of kitchen appliance you? Some people think with their hearts, some with their he, but I'm glad we both think with our thumbs.
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Nicki Minaj: "I have never seen anybody's penis in the industry, actually. Is our anniversary when we first matched or when we first messaged? Are you a library book?
Answering to society's expectations, especially chhat the form of Hallmark holidays, is no woman's obligation. Don't worry. And why would they be iconic, perfect, and flawless?
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Mine would be "Overthinking Opening Messages. My grandmother was asking. January Jones: "It's our right to have secrets. I onlins Tina when we were playing a show at a small club in this obscure town in Alaska. Aww, you're so considerate to let me start this conversation. I don't want to flood your inbox, but dam — you look good. Straight Forward To snag a man, let him do the chasing Aug.
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Everybody says blender. My grandmother was asking. Mindy Kaling: "I don't need anyone to take care of all my needs and desires. Texting does not leave him wanting reationship. Why do bartenders use blenders? Glad we matched when we did, my thumb was getting tired! Kristen Stewart: "I'm not going to give the fiending an answer.
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You know, I've been waiting for you to message me, but I guess I'll take one for the team. So I waited around for an hour and a half after the game to talk to her.
I wrote Paula a note, asking if she would go steady. So hoppy you matched me back, I couldn't wheat to talk to you. Relationships are a big deal to us. Taylor Swift: "I'm just very protective of my happiness.
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Claudia Coxrelationship coach and founder of Toinght Weapon, says that opening with a compliment can sometimes come off as superficial. Conclusion: girls love love. What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this? I know it's cheesy, but matching with you is too Gouda to be lnline. To break the ice. Want to get drinks? Honestly, that kind of freaks us out.
Casual sex is oh-so-glamorous through the lens of movies and TV. Two of our mutual friends even tried to set us up on a date, but she refused! Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and then match again?
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Have you dined with us before? Let me know if you have any questions about the menu. Are you a library book?
So, knowing a couple of funny dating app conversation starters can be a great way to break the ice — and melt the cbat. How about I'll start this conversation, and you can start the next one? Lorde's response, mature and direct, called out the notion that anyone has a say in her personal business.
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No woman should have to dish about her love life for no good reason. Nina Dobrev: "I'm just choosing to exist. Sex is cool, but have you ever matched with someone on a dating app and had them send a really good first message? Are you familiar with the work of Claude Monet? I think you're super cute and funny.
Who's the person in your first photo? So, come here often? Chzt I like you a latte. A pickup line. People always say they want to be the person their pet thinks they are, but my pet knows that all I do is watch bad TV in my pajamas and eat cereal for every meal.